Being Physically Prepared to Lead

Joy Behar informed us on Larry King Live that John McCain has 17 cars, but what she really wanted to know if he could drive any of them at night. This brings us to a very poignant point: John McCain's health and age. If President Clinton's hair grew gray after his first term, if President George W. Bush's brow displayed a few more lines in two years, and if Senator Obama matured so much from that very youthful face during the 2004 Democratic convention, pray tell what will McCain be like after a few weeks in the office of the president, being the oldest president ever elected and having had serious bouts with melanoma? Enter: Sarah Palin. God, help us.